
Slytherin >“I got into UCLA, but I decided to go to San Jose State to be close to home.” omg
“I’m not going to go in Oakland, but I’ll drop you off.”
(Source: allyslove)

I apologize for bringing you down, Evania…but I can’t be sorry for the truth. :C
Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It’
the sad part is that this is real
the *best part is that this is real
THE BEST
(Source: vandesin, via ribbonsundae)
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
no mom
mom no
NO
(Source: lemon-sprinkles, via peters-evan)