I walked in on my Dad watching X-Men: First Class

aria-the-apple:

It was like catching him watching gay porn.

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imprevu:

shemustnotliketodrink:

one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

(Source: ptrparker)

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mmysbathotw:

abessinier:

The essence of being athorable

Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary. 

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  • What people think Old English is: Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?
  • What it actually is: Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!
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methlabrador:

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet