likeahammertothecrotch:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

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moraniarty:

brain-food:

Zombie survival Google Map allows you to find food and guns for the undead apocalypse.

This handy Map of the Dead, allows you to plot out the hospitals, gun stores, and grocery stores (among many things) in your neighborhood.

THIS IS ACTUALLY PERFECT

laviedunefille:

this is my game.

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lickystickypickywe:

A puppy named after one of the world’s biggest pop stars could set the world’s record for tiniest dog.

Animal rescuers in Northern California say the female Dachshund mix, named Beyonce, was so small at birth that she could fit into a spoon. At two weeks, she’s about the size of a business card.

The Grace Foundation, based in El Dorado County, says animal control picked up Beyonce’s pregnant mother, and she gave birth to a litter of five on March 8.

Beyonce was the last one delivered, and was born without a heartbeat. Veterinarians managed to revive her through chest compressions and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The foundation says she’ll be ready for adoption in about two weeks.

Meanwhile, it has submitted an application to Guinness World Records for world’s smallest dog.

mishasminions:

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James Franco Sings Selena Gomez’s “Love You Like A Love Song” [x]

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